• Character: Hello, I'm an attractive fictional badass.
  • Me: FUCK NOT AGAIN.
shared 2 months ago on June/25/2014, with 48,583 notes.
reblogged from dyoseok, originally from stop-yelling-at-me.

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

shared 2 months ago on June/25/2014, with 415,934 notes.
reblogged from dyoseok, originally from indicaxdreams.

shared 3 months ago on June/17/2014, with 15,621 notes.
reblogged from land-of-wonders, originally from weheartit.com.

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about
shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 563,650 notes.
reblogged from debutantlove, originally from -everdeen.

theweakwillfall:

sizvideos:

Mila Kunis Against Men Saying “We Are Pregnant” - Video

I LOVE HER EVEN MORE FOR THIS

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 546,395 notes.
reblogged from alwayslovingjelena, originally from sizvideos.

To my sweet daughter,

If you ever begin to wonder if he is the one, ask yourself:

Does his laughter warm your body from the inside out? He knows that when you say two scoops you really mean three, right? Do you dance in his living room while drinking cheap wine? I hope so, and I hope you’re both drunk and terrible and laughing so hard you cry. Does he tell you how beautiful you are, and if yes, does he say it when the morning light falls upon your face? More importantly, when he tells you, do you believe him? Can you cry in front of him? I hope you can, that means you trust him. When it’s pouring rain does he know that if your hair is curled or your eyes are sad that means he should get the car and bring it to you? When he asks what you want for dinner and you say you aren’t hungry, does he ask if you’ve eaten today? And when you say you had breakfast, I hope he knows you don’t eat breakfast, and makes you a bowl of rice, because that’s your favorite comfort food. Does he kiss you good morning? Good night? Just because? Do you know he likes his coffee black? Unless he wants it cooled, then he will probably want some milk in it, but not too much. Do you know when he prefers tea to coffee? I never quite figured that out with your father, so if you have, you’re a better woman than I. Have you figured out where he’s ticklish? Don’t let him convince you he’s not, I promise you he is. Have you frustrated the hell out of him yet? You will, oh you will, but it’s how you two come out of it that matters. And when he said he loved you for the very first time, did you respond by asking if he’s afraid of heights? I hope with my entire soul that he said yes because that means, despite his fear, he fell for you. Now, darling, you tell me, is he the one?

” — (via citylights-winternights)

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 51,585 notes.
reblogged from wastedh-earts, originally from citylights-winternights.

constantlyheartbroken:

I say I want to be skinny yet I am always eating. I say I want good grades yet I procrastinate until it’s too late. I say I don’t want to be alone as I put my headphones in and never talk to anyone. I say I want to be a better and happier person as I sit here and count all the ways I hate myself.

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 133,621 notes.
reblogged from let-ourbrokenwings-fly, originally from not-breathing.

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

image

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 681,115 notes.
reblogged from laugh-addict, originally from trust-me-im-satan.

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 515,043 notes.
reblogged from bieeba, originally from telapathetic.

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 1,083,320 notes.
reblogged from selenafuze, originally from clara-oswald.

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
image

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 435,811 notes.
reblogged from laugh-addict,

plunders:

last year at my middle school the science teacher was teaching Sex Ed and one of the 7th graders fainted

shared 3 months ago on June/14/2014, with 2,763 notes.
reblogged from adventuresofzayandpizza, originally from cokeproblem.